Junk Creation

The Seven How-Tos of Christmas

by Joshua Johnson on December 20th, 2007

This is going to sound a little on the odd/cheesy side, but I decided that this blog needed a song to commemorate the Junk Creation Tree that I’m featuring every how-to post until Christmas.

So, if you have a mind to, sing the following words to the same music as the Twelve Days of Christmas:

On the first How-To of Christmas, 
My Junk Man posted here 
A clipping from a pine tree.

On the second How-To of Christmas, 
My Junk Man posted here 
Garland from old yarn, 
And a clipping from a pine tree. 

On the third How-To of Christmas, 
My Junk Man posted here 
Kiss™ wrapper balls, 
Garland from old yarn, 
And a clipping from a pine tree.

On the fourth How-To of Christmas, 
My Junk Man posted here 
Beaded ornament hooks,
Kiss™ wrapper balls, 
Garland from old yarn, 
And a clipping from a pine tree.

On the fifth How-To of Christmas, 
My Junk Man posted here 
Junk mail origami, 
Beaded ornament hooks,
Kiss™ wrapper balls, 
Garland from old yarn, 
And a clipping from a pine tree.

On the sixth How-To of Christmas, 
My Junk Man posted here 
Notebook paper snowflakes, 
Junk mail origami, 
Beaded ornament hooks,
Kiss™ wrapper balls, 
Garland from old yarn, 
And a clipping from a pine tree.

On the seventh How-To of Christmas, 
My Junk Man posted here 
A Bit-o-Honey™ Star, 
Notebook paper snowflakes, 
Junk mail origami, 
Beaded ornament hooks,
Kiss™ wrapper balls, 
Garland from old yarn, 
And a clipping from a pine tree.

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